This Left Bracket Fourth Round Elimination Match features Winslow Homer (6-1, 67-24, .736) and Adolphe William Bouguereau (5-1, 48-23, .676). Falling to them in the Fourth were, respectively, Frida Kahlo (3-2, 36-33, .522) and Andō Hiroshige (3-2, 30-30, .500).
Bouguereau's one loss came at the hands of Kahlo, which would seem to give Homer the logical advantage in this match. Homer's own loss was to Pieter de Hooch, who has since been ousted from the Tournament -- by Homer himself, in a Grudge Match reversal. You never know what to expect in the Infinite Art Tournament!
Winslow Homer
1836 - 1910
American
- Beat the great German expatriate Hans Holbein in an unusually high-octane Round 1 match.
- Lost to Dutch master Pieter De Hooch by a single vote in Round 2. YOUR VOTE COUNTS!!!
- Crushed André Beauneveu in the Left Bracket Second Round.
- Decisively beat Katsushika Hokusai in Left Bracket Second Round Elimination.
- Crushed Ferdinand Hodler in the Left Bracket Third Round by another two-vote swing.
- Beat Pieter De Hooch with a dramatic grudge match reversal in Left Bracket Third Round Elimination.
- Defeated Frida Kahlo in the Left Bracket Fourth Round.
Adolphe William Bouguereau
1825 - 1905
French
- Finished Second in Phase 1, Flight 2 of the Play-In Tournament with a voting score of .733.
- Finished First in Phase 2, Flight 2 of the Play-In Tournament with a voting score of .455.
- Walloped Domenico Beccafumi in the Main Tournament First Round.
- Walloped Gwen John in Round 2.
- Lost to Frida Kahlo in Round 3 by a single vote. YOUR VOTE COUNTS!!!
- Cruised by Guido Reni in the Left Bracket Third Round.
- Beat George Bellows in a surprising Left Bracket Third Round Elimination upset.
- Beat Andō Hiroshige in the Left Bracket Fourth Round.
14 comments:
I am tempted to vote Bouguereau for pure technical skill, but today I'm going to go for Homer and his color and dynamism.
Homer
Unlike Mr. Morgan, I'm for Bouguereau because of the technical skill.
Bouguereau
My love for David-esque technical skill compels me to vote Bouguereau.
Oh, most definitely Homer.
So Homer's going against... Uh excuse me, I just threw up in inside of my mouth a little. Please let this be when we can say goodbye to Bouguereau.
I'll go with Homer. BUT EVEN NOW IT'S PRETTY CLOSE!!!
Ugh, can I please have Kahlo vs. Hiroshige?
Homer. Other dude has skills, but the naked woman and Eros are just the wrong size relative to each other, and just quit it with the naked women already.
Susan votes for Homer.
Homer
Bouguereau.
Even I find his paintings to be just a bit too much.
Bouguereau had a hell of a run, through the play-in Tournament and years of resistance from his adopted mother Chuckdaddy, and his survival to this point is a real testament to the power of his technical skill and heady mixture of sweet sentiment and mild soft-core pornography! Homer takes the match eight votes to four, however, and will therefore be the one taking on the "technical bravado," the "persistent appeal of Skagen imagery," and "frivolity of content" of Peter Severin Krøyer. Ought to be a heck of a match-up!
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