Friday, November 22, 2013
Ten Motivational Posters for Galley Slaves
Just add stock photography. These seemed like a real hoot when I was making them up. Now I'm not so sure.
Teamwork: One man rowing alone spins in circles. A ship's crew rowing together achieves ramming speed.
Endurance: Every voyage is made up of single strokes of the oar.
Inspiration: The lash does not tell me I have failed, it tells me that I must work harder to succeed.
Ambition: Unless you are unshackled, the view never changes.
Community: There is no "I" in "galley."
Challenge: When I have faced the battle, the shoals, and the storm at sea, then I can say I have truly lived.
Leadership: What have I done today to help my seatmates move the ship forward?
Effort: You can't say "trireme" without TRY!
Loyalty: The whip will only scar me, but the enemy can send me to the bottom of the sea.
Brotherhood: My seatmates share my burden; I shall not complain of their stench.
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*(snort. giggle. chortle. snicker.)*
Dang! You're good at inspirational quotes for pictures.
"What is your name, 41?"
Well, I found these funny!
I assume as an internetter you've seen these, but if not,
http://www.despair.com/demotivators.html
And if you want to make some of your galley motivators into actual posters,
http://diy.despair.com/
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