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Wednesday, December 5, 2012

The Wednesday Post


The Alumni Association Doesn't "Get" Science
Ironically, it's because of my good education that I can see through the lies.

6 comments:

  1. Although it appears that the mallard duck genome, the most-studied duck genome, has not been fully mapped (Kraus, 2011), the genome of the chicken, a species that one could predict to be genetically similar to the duck due to its shared avian characteristics, has been entirely recorded. A comparison between the chicken genome and the human genome shows a 60% similarity (NIH, 2004). Therefore, we can infer that being a duck is part of 60% of your DNA, give or take.

    Kraus, R. (2011). Genome wide snp discovery, analysis and evaluation in mallard (anas platyrhynchos). BMC Genomics, Retrieved from http://www.biomedcentral.com/1471-2164/12/150

    NIH/National Human Genome Research Institute (2004, December 10). Researchers Compare Chicken, Human Genomes: Analysis Of First Avian Genome Uncovers Differences Between Birds And Mammals. ScienceDaily. Retrieved December 5, 2012, from http://www.sciencedaily.com­ /releases/2004/12/041208230523.htm

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  2. Can I tell you how incredibly happy it makes me that the commenters on this blog cite their sources???

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  3. @Morgan: That is AWEsome...

    @Bro5000: Does the Alumni association really think your last name is "Five Thousand, or have you manipulated the image? You could get, like, duplicate scholarships–duplicate TRANSCRIPTS. I wonder which of you has a better GPA.

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  4. I had anticipated your point of attack, Morgan, but the glib response I had prepared doesn't seem very funny now that the time has come to use it. So I will just state the obvious: well played.

    Sis: As I explained several years ago, my family's original name was "Funftausend," but was changed by overzealous officials at Ellis Island. This is why I go by "FiveThousand" in public life.

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  5. you laugh now, but sometimes i forget what your actual last name is.

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