And we begin with the Second Runner-Up!
Potassium |
The First Runner-Up!
Boron |
Our Readers found nothing Boring about Boron, one of the most elusive of the single-digit Elements. Number Five on the Periodic Table, it was Number Two in our hearts for 2011!!!
And now, it's:
The Element of the Year 2011!!!
Nitrogen |
It's as dear to us as the air we breathe! Sure, we're all hooked on 2010 Element of the Year Oxygen -- but frisky, reckless Oxygen wouldn't do us much good if it wasn't in such graceful partnership with mellow, relaxed Nitrogen! It's three percent of your body, seventy-eight percent of your atmosphere, and one hundred percent
Element of the Year 2011!!!
Element #7 is also the seventh most common element in the universe, as far as we can tell. It makes the plants grow! You have been continuously pumping it in and out of your body for the whole time you've been reading this little article. Gentle Readers: please welcome Nitrogen -- our Element of the Year!
4 comments:
What an honor! Where did methane finish? I like it cuz it's in farts.
Methane has been arrested and relegated to the Compound for re-programming.
Congrats Nitrogen!
My mom used to say "She knows which side her bread is buttered on" in reference to my cat snuggling up to her (the opener of cat food cans) and not me (the puller of tails).
I think your readers, being a practical bunch indeed.. know quite well which side our bread is buttered on.
You rock on Nitrogen!
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