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Thursday, August 11, 2011

Your Thursday Boring Postcard from Michael5000


Dear Customer:

O Your ______________ has been checked and the estimate to repair is $ __________.  Please call 233-8811 and advise if you wish us to continue with repairs.
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O Your merchandise has been repaired.  Please pick up at your convenience or call 233-8811 for delivery date.  The repair charge is $ ______________.

SEARS ROEBUCK AND CO.
8855 S.W. 131 Street
Miami, Florida  33176

Provenance: Purchased at postcard dork convention, 2011.

2 comments:

  1. Sounds like an old hymn.
    O, mine merchandise hath been repaired,
    washesh and vacuumeth and tuneth by mine saviour blooord.
    And I can retreive it at my convenience,
    from Sears, the workshop of the Looord!

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