That's right: The precious artery that connects our fair but isolated city to the rest of the nation has been claimed by a province of our massive northern neighbor, Canada.
Now sure, there are some of you who will laugh this off, calling it a "glitch" or a "software error" or perhaps even a "prank by a disgruntled employee." YOU'RE LIVING IN A DREAMWORLD!!! We're talking about GOOGLE here! They don't make mistakes! They don't have disgruntled employees! It's well known!!!
To the ramparts!
8 comments:
Hope your survive the annexation, eh?
You think your city's nice now -- wait til the Canadians take over! Super duper niceness everywhere!
Now you know why I'm finishing my degree in French. Bienvenue à nos nouveaux maîtres canadiens!
Oh, they've claimed a whole lot more than just your Banfield Freeway. Lots more including pretty pix!
E: snort
Dug: Excellent coverage! The crisis is apparently far more widespread than we knew!
See y'all at the barricades.
I hear they're trying to steal back the Stanley Cup too! I hope they succeed. It certainly doesn't belong in Boston.
Michael, dearest,
I think you only have barricades there in Portland. City ordinances forbid ramparts, I'm pretty sure.
I knew that progressive city planning would bite us in the end.
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