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3 comments:
Mount Vernon is Washington's crib, right? That's where he laid pipe in Martha Washington. Ooooooh, snap! Wooden teeth biting her back. Yeah, baby!!!
Let's see if he deletes this . . .
Dr. Ken: Actually, the idea that President Washington had wooden teeth is apocryphal. He had various dentures made from elephant ivory, hippopotamus ivory, and -- oddly, to modern ways of thinking -- human teeth, and it is with these that he would be nibbling into Martha's soft parts when they were getting all frisky and down with it on the Presidential mattress. However, it seems unlikely that there would be much pipe laid in the room of Nellie, Martha's granddaughter.
5000: I hear that Nellie was a freak!!
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