Do you realize how awsome this is? Very soon they'll be going into that phase where they hate all adults, and you might *just might* stay "Cool Uncle5K" during this phase.
@g: Pedicure? Like, when a stranger cuts your toenails? Because I actually have those little clipper dealies.
@gl.: They alternate between pink and purple.
@rebel: Beyond the fact that my nieces are the coolest ever, even if they do go into an adult-hating teenager phase, there is still a secret weapon in my arsenal that guarantees that they will remain especially fond of Uncle5000. I refer of course to money.
@margaret: Really? Because I always thought of myself as more of an "autumn."
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That is terrifying. But your nieces have a point: you do need a pedicure.
ReplyDeleteLipstick on a pig comes to mind.
ReplyDeleteEw.
ReplyDeleteso cute! i love how it looks like each nail is a different color.
ReplyDeleteDo you realize how awsome this is? Very soon they'll be going into that phase where they hate all adults, and you might *just might* stay "Cool Uncle5K" during this phase.
ReplyDeletei hope those are your feet. otherwise your nieces have some fairly hair toes for 'preteens'. unless they're really gorillas?
ReplyDeleteThat's your color, Michael. Don't change a thing.
ReplyDelete@g: Pedicure? Like, when a stranger cuts your toenails? Because I actually have those little clipper dealies.
ReplyDelete@gl.: They alternate between pink and purple.
@rebel: Beyond the fact that my nieces are the coolest ever, even if they do go into an adult-hating teenager phase, there is still a secret weapon in my arsenal that guarantees that they will remain especially fond of Uncle5000. I refer of course to money.
@margaret: Really? Because I always thought of myself as more of an "autumn."
Gross.
ReplyDeleteI just threw up in seven different ways. some physical, some metaphorical.
ReplyDeleteWoo-hoo! Painted Hobbit Feeties! Now it's time for third dinner.
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