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A User's Guide to the Infinite Art Tournement
- The Rules and Rationale of the Infinite Art Tournament
- The Tournament: Recent Matchups
- Ladder of Art Rules and FAQ
- Michael5000 at the Movies
- Michael5000's Periodic Table of the Elements
- Michael5000's Calendar of the Saints
- The Songs of the Fifty States
- Michael5000 vs. Shakespeare
- The Reading List Index and Progress Chart (Complete)
The Brackets!
- The IAT Final Bracket
- The IAT Bracket, Section 1 of 8 (final)
- The IAT Bracket, Section 2 of 8 (final)
- The IAT Bracket, Section 3 of 8 (final)
- The IAT Bracket, Section 4 of 8 (final)
- The IAT Bracket, Section 5 of 8 (final)
- The IAT Bracket, Section 6 of 8 (final)
- The IAT Bracket, Section 7 of 8 (final)
- The IAT Bracket, Section 8 of 8 (final)
- The IAT Play-In Artist SubTournament (final)
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- The Monday Quiz VIII
- And What Have YOU Been Doing for the Last Three Ye...
- Indulgent Uncle, Preteen Nieces
- The Thursday Quiz XVII
- Christmas Break 2007
- An Open Letter to ChuckDaddy
- In which michael5000 dishes some hate on "Hooters."
- The Thursday Quiz XVI
- How to Be Knowledgeable
- The Monday Quiz VII -- a Beethoven-Free Post
- Happy Beethoven's Birthday!!
- Party Like it's Beethoven's Birthday Eve!
- A Bachelor Vignette / Beethoven, Day 7
- The Thursday Quiz XV / Beethoven, Day 6
- Beethoven, Day F - F - F - Fiiiiive!
- Beethoven, Day Four
- The Monday Quiz VI / Beethoven, Day Three
- Beethoven, Day Two / Cloud Atlas
- Beethoven, Day One / The Stupidly Difficult Map Quiz
- A Holiday Event Involving Ludwig van Beethoven
- The Thursday Quiz XIV
- A Holiday Story Involving Robyn Hitchcock
- The Monday Quiz V
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11 comments:
That is terrifying. But your nieces have a point: you do need a pedicure.
Lipstick on a pig comes to mind.
Ew.
so cute! i love how it looks like each nail is a different color.
Do you realize how awsome this is? Very soon they'll be going into that phase where they hate all adults, and you might *just might* stay "Cool Uncle5K" during this phase.
i hope those are your feet. otherwise your nieces have some fairly hair toes for 'preteens'. unless they're really gorillas?
That's your color, Michael. Don't change a thing.
@g: Pedicure? Like, when a stranger cuts your toenails? Because I actually have those little clipper dealies.
@gl.: They alternate between pink and purple.
@rebel: Beyond the fact that my nieces are the coolest ever, even if they do go into an adult-hating teenager phase, there is still a secret weapon in my arsenal that guarantees that they will remain especially fond of Uncle5000. I refer of course to money.
@margaret: Really? Because I always thought of myself as more of an "autumn."
Gross.
I just threw up in seven different ways. some physical, some metaphorical.
Woo-hoo! Painted Hobbit Feeties! Now it's time for third dinner.
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